Post by shakedown on Oct 9, 2015 6:13:33 GMT -5
As reported by Fox 2 St. Louis, a man in Austintown, Ohio called the cops on himself last Friday afternoon after he indulged in some herbal refreshment and found himself on the business end of an intense marijuana high.
Hey, it happens to the best of us. But, usually we don't panic so much we call 911; we just have our friends hold us gently while rocking us back and forth during reruns of SpongeBob SquarePants.
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The 22-year-old told the 911 operator that he needed help because he was "too high." When they asked what he took, he simply said, "I can't feel anything."
According to the police report, cops came to his house and found him curled up in fetal position in his room, groaning loudly and "surrounded by a plethora of Doritos, Pepperidge Farm Goldfish and Chips Ahoy cookies."
Sounds like a pretty good night to us! You know, minus the whole calling the cops situation.
Hey, it happens to the best of us. But, usually we don't panic so much we call 911; we just have our friends hold us gently while rocking us back and forth during reruns of SpongeBob SquarePants.
CLICK: There might be a secret 4/20 menu at your favorite fast food joints
The 22-year-old told the 911 operator that he needed help because he was "too high." When they asked what he took, he simply said, "I can't feel anything."
According to the police report, cops came to his house and found him curled up in fetal position in his room, groaning loudly and "surrounded by a plethora of Doritos, Pepperidge Farm Goldfish and Chips Ahoy cookies."
Sounds like a pretty good night to us! You know, minus the whole calling the cops situation.